Snake Park Enthusiast Gifts

"I hate the snake park." "I love the snake park."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Play it again, Sam.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Tunnel of TV

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"