Snake Park Enthusiast Mugs

"I hate the snake park." "I love the snake park."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Tunnel of TV

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"