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"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Snake Eyes

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'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

Snake Charming

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'Are they fresh?'

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"So halfway through the divorce proceedings, I find out Henry is a warlock."