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"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

Photobooth Photobomb

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

Snake Eyes

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Snake Charming

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

Rattlecornsnake

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

"So halfway through the divorce proceedings, I find out Henry is a warlock."

"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."

"I guess we shouldn't have called him Monty."

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

'Are they fresh?'

Medusa's baby picture