Snake-averse Sprinter Gifts

Ophidiophobic Society 10k Run.

'Your shoe's untied.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Dude. You seem tense."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

The Music Critic.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Snake Charmer

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

Saint Patrick

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"