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Shell leaving a trail.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Slug Bait- snails love it

Local food for local consumption

Snail Racing

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Snail Pattern Balding.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Snail Coach

'Stress'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

On holiday...

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

Snail trap

The Scenic Route

"He's at that awkward age."