Snail Racing Pillows

'They carry a big responsibility - if this one wins, I get married.'

'Stress'

The Zoo.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Snail Racing

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Local food for local consumption

Slug Bait- snails love it

"I'm a monster."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Ewww

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

Congratulations! When are you due?

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

Snail Coach

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

Snail trap

"He's at that awkward age."

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

Transylvanian Snails.

Repossessions

Arctic Snails.

'I like the new extension.'

'Life is too short to be little.'

Russian Snail

"I miss you so much..."