Snail Racing Pillows

'They carry a big responsibility - if this one wins, I get married.'

'Stress'

The Zoo.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Slug Bait- snails love it

Snail Racing

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Local food for local consumption

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Snail Pattern Balding.

"I'm a monster."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

Snail Coach

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

"He's at that awkward age."

Snail trap

Transylvanian Snails.

Repossessions

'Life is too short to be little.'

'I like the new extension.'

Arctic Snails.

"There you go again, withdrawing into your shell..."

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

Russian Snail

VACCINE