Snail Racer Pillows

A snail with motor racing helmet and spoiler

The Zoo.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Local food for local consumption

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Slug Bait- snails love it

Snail Racing

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Snail Pattern Balding.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"I'm a monster."

Ewww

'Stress'

Snail Coach

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Congratulations! When are you due?

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

Bradley Wiggins

Repossessions

He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.

Snail trap

On holiday...

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

Snail with pc monitor.

'The escargots are underdone.'

"He's at that awkward age."