Snail Racer Pillows

A snail with motor racing helmet and spoiler

The Zoo.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Local food for local consumption

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Snail Racing

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Snail Pattern Balding.

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"I'm a monster."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Stress'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Snail Coach

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

"He's at that awkward age."

'The escargots are underdone.'

Repossessions

Snail with pc monitor.

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

On holiday...

Snail trap

'Love your renovations.'