Snack Station Perfectionist Mugs

"We should reload the changer. The Franklins are coming at seven."

Hungry child

Bad for you but to die for

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"In da house"

Budget Munchies

Christmas Canapes

Out to Scrunch.

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Authentic Hot Dogs.

"Miss Smith - a Cup of tea and a plate of obscenely rich tea biscuits!"

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

"I don't understand why kids' pants have so many pockets."

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

Cinema goer with huge popcorn

Doomed Food Group

'Jeff's Not Fast Enough' food stand.

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"Oh, I don't know...."

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

'And please have my grilled cheese sandwich cut in half diagonally, or I'll cry.'

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

When I said I wanted to look at your diet,,, I meant a LIST

If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... invent a popcorn machine that pops all of the kernels!?

"That wasn't a complete waste of time. There were doughnuts."