Snack Station Perfectionist Gifts

"We should reload the changer. The Franklins are coming at seven."

Hungry child

Bad for you but to die for

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"In da house"

Budget Munchies

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

Out to Scrunch.

Christmas Canapes

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

"Miss Smith - a Cup of tea and a plate of obscenely rich tea biscuits!"

Authentic Hot Dogs.

Theater Usher Moms.

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

"I don't understand why kids' pants have so many pockets."

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

"Oh, I don't know...."

'Jeff's Not Fast Enough' food stand.

Doomed Food Group

Cinema goer with huge popcorn

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

'Though we have to lay you off, our severance package - a carton of macaroni and cheese and a voucher for $25 at the snack machine - should help.'

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

'And please have my grilled cheese sandwich cut in half diagonally, or I'll cry.'

"That wasn't a complete waste of time. There were doughnuts."