Snack Squad Leaders Gifts

"....you, sir, are a pig."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Hungry child

Chez Nous Menu

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Little league world series of poker.

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Jewish Geometry

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Making healthy eating bearable.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

"Guac-A-Mole"

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."