Snack Squad Leaders Gifts

"....you, sir, are a pig."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Hungry child

Chez Nous Menu

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Little league world series of poker.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Jewish Geometry

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Making healthy eating bearable.

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

"Guac-A-Mole"

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."