Snack Spies Pillows

Ultimate Health Care

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

Jewish Geometry

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"Works every time."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Student Food Pyramid

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"It's a map to the vending machines."