Snack Spies Prints

Ultimate Health Care

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

Jewish Geometry

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"Works every time."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

Student Food Pyramid

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"It's a map to the vending machines."

"You complete me."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"