Snack Enforcers Mugs

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

Lynching on social media

Hungry child

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Student Food Pyramid

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'Beer? Wassat then?'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

"It's a map to the vending machines."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'Because it's there!'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station