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"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

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"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

'Good, I was hoping to catch you before you left.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

How will this impact me?

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

Houdini 2019

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

'Occasionally, one will escape its cubicle, which is why I have all my employees get an identification tattoo on the inside of their ears.'

"This biography of Harry Houdini has binding on all four sides!"

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

'Wait for me!'

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

"Another tiny victory in my never-ending quest for fun."

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

Tortured by music

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."

'Survived the audit'

"Are you sure the Russians didn't hack my answers to make me look bad?"

'I worked so hard to get into debt, I don't have the energy to work my way out of it.'