Smokehouse Aficionado Gifts

"He likes his bones smoked."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Merry Christmas.

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

José Saramago

Remote control car breakdown.

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"What?!"

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Vaping cigarette

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

Mashed potatoes...

Exempli Gratia.

Albert Camus

Nature is not perfect

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Pipe Down

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

The Farmer's Return.

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

Lab Rat Rehab...