Smokehouse Aficionado Gifts

"He likes his bones smoked."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Merry Christmas.

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

José Saramago

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"What?!"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Remote control car breakdown.

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Vaping cigarette

Mashed potatoes...

Nature is not perfect

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

The Farmer's Return.

Pipe Down

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Exempli Gratia.

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

Lab Rat Rehab...

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."