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'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Shampoo.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Absolutely not!"

Shoe addict.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

"I don't like your application."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Vivienne Westwood

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.