Smoke Solvers Gifts

Smoking Brain

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Stop smoking,instantly.

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'You rang?'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

Fire at the Bisto Factory

Canadian wildfires

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

'Either my wide is making supper of Custer's coming.'

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

"Those stories, plus Andy Rooney."

The cost of smoking

'Your years of smoking like a chimney have taken their toll.'

'I always was a bit concerned about the health risks of second-hand smoke.'

"Looks like Running Elk is vaping again."

"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."

Passenger on a train blaming a clerical man for smoking

"You don't want to know what we do with it after we treat it."

Gardening - burning autumn leaves

"Dinner will be ready in about 10 minutes"

'No thanks. I've got a nicotine patch.'

This crisis!

Zeus lights a cigar with a lightning bolt.

'Since I'm not old enough to smoke, I thought I'd stand here and inhale. I read that the effects of slash burns are as harmful as cigarettes.'

'Arrest that man, officer. His clothes simply reek of cigarette smoke.'

Man lighting up in offices of ASH, saying 'Do you mind if I smoke?'

"Whereas the alcoholic living in an urban area, who eats high cholesterol foods and smokes three pack a day..."

A family at the dinner table

'Red Indian blood.' 'Smoke signals.' Food burning.