Smoke Solvers Gifts

Smoking Brain

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Stop smoking,instantly.

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

'You rang?'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

Canadian wildfires

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

'You'll have to get off that now. I need to make an important call.'

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

'Either my wide is making supper of Custer's coming.'

"I can hear the smoke alarm.Is dinner ready?"

"Those stories, plus Andy Rooney."

The cost of smoking

'Your years of smoking like a chimney have taken their toll.'

'I always was a bit concerned about the health risks of second-hand smoke.'

Passenger on a train blaming a clerical man for smoking

"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."

"Looks like Running Elk is vaping again."

Gardening - burning autumn leaves

"You don't want to know what we do with it after we treat it."

I tried a nicotine patch, but I found that the smoke alarm works better.

'No thanks. I've got a nicotine patch.'

"Dinner will be ready in about 10 minutes"

This crisis!

Zeus lights a cigar with a lightning bolt.

'Red Indian blood.' 'Smoke signals.' Food burning.

Man lighting up in offices of ASH, saying 'Do you mind if I smoke?'

"Whereas the alcoholic living in an urban area, who eats high cholesterol foods and smokes three pack a day..."

A family at the dinner table

'Since I'm not old enough to smoke, I thought I'd stand here and inhale. I read that the effects of slash burns are as harmful as cigarettes.'