Smoke Sensitive T-Shirts

'Are you bothered by second hand smoke?'

'Do you mind!!?'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Pollution Look

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

"The dog wants out again!"

'Smells good. What is it?'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"It's the gluten-free edition."

"Jordan takes his wife's wind chimes – he shoots!"

'I don't need to exercise to lose weight. The odor in this locker room suppressed all my appetite.'

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

igloo smoking zone...

'Garlic or non-garlic?'

'Smoking or non smoking.' 'Huge cigar and smoke.'

Skunk to psychologist: 'It doesn't do me any good to stop and smell the roses.'

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

Ear Plugs for Aliens.

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

Hell's Smoking Section

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

"Mum thinks smoking is anti-social!"

"You're too young to be smoking!"

"I'll be back. I'm just going to get a pack of smokes."

Smoking, Belching, Noises made from armpit.

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