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'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Raining

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Merry Christmas.

Listening to Coldplay.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

Remote control car breakdown.

José Saramago

Sinalization.

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

House of Beans - No Smoking.

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Man selling dirt and mud.

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Stop Smoking Program.

"I think they've watered down the beer."

Commuters dancing in the rain.

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

Vaping cigarette

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."