Smoke And Rain Aficionado Mugs

Pipe Down

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Raining

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Remote control car breakdown.

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

Sinalization.

José Saramago

House of Beans - No Smoking.

Man selling dirt and mud.

Commuters dancing in the rain.

Stop Smoking Program.

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"I think they've watered down the beer."

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

Vaping cigarette

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'