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"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

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"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

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They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

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'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Darth Vader at the hair salon

"You're stealing the blanket."

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

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