Smock And Beret Enthusiast Pillows

Al, why do they say that art is a cruel mistress? Well, let's see

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

Fake fur coat and no knickers

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

Masquerade

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Frost advisory tonight.

Darth Vader at the hair salon

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".