Smile Sage Pillows

A new partner is sworn in.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

One way only.

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

The Circle.

"This is money—get ready to worry about it for the rest of your life."

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

Distilleries Association

"I need to know what the future holds, at least for the next six weeks."

'I'd sooner be dead than be buried here...'

Caution - Sign partly concealed by bush

'You win.'

"Dad, I misbehaved at school again, so my teacher sent me home with a bill for her therapy."

Madam Olga Fortune and Palm Reader

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

Challenges of old age

Chin up!

Old farts keep right.

"You know, Ed, it's not so much what you say, it's how you say it."

"I'm only attracted to older women."

'I'm an okie, and there's nothing dokie about it!'

"Dad, you made mistakes when you were my age, right?"

'Your looking a little peepy today.'

Bear To Right