Smell-savvy Media Consumer Gifts

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Cellphone Islands

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"Brat"

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

"And a final note: Perception officially become reality."

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch."

"Read a little about it"

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

"Dad, how do you become a TV reporter?"

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

'The following program has been formatted to fir your mental screen.'

There now follows a party political broadcast on behalf of the status quo...

'How am I supposed to know anything about the English Channel? It's not even on our cable system.'

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

'This cod piece tastes a little bit musky.'

Uncle Sam inside a Ukrainian brain.

"Have you considered that all your fears may be 'media driven'?"