Smartphone Wizard Gifts

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"He's upset because I told him that having 20,000 apps on his phone is excessive."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Oymoticons

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Piano Recital

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

Man doing a search on a computer

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Why do you need so many computers?

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

All the apps hidden within a phone

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Man feeding his computer money.

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies