Smartphone Warrior Pillows

"When they said I'll get unlimited calls and texts with my new mobile contract, I didn't realise they would all be from PPI insurance companies....."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

All the apps hidden within a phone

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

Like.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

Grandad Prodigy

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

Call Center.

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

Connected to the world

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

'Ideally, I'd like a job where my multi-application cell phone will do all the work.'

"You're going to love this app...Find My Bone."

Consumer care and technologies

"You no longer have to worry about me dropping my phone. The new phone comes with an airbag."

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

"We'll have to operate to remove the phone from her hand!"

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

Prisoner of technology