Smartphone Samurai T-Shirts

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

All the apps hidden within a phone

Decapitated coffee.

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

"When they said I'll get unlimited calls and texts with my new mobile contract, I didn't realise they would all be from PPI insurance companies....."

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

'Ideally, I'd like a job where my multi-application cell phone will do all the work.'

iPhone: Leading Our Grand March Into Mass Mediocrity

"We'll have to operate to remove the phone from her hand!"

Pandora's Inbox

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

Consumer care and technologies

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"You no longer have to worry about me dropping my phone. The new phone comes with an airbag."

A mobile phone reads bedtime stories.

'Dang it! I can't find a voting app.'

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

"This is not what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time!"

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

'You want to feel happy? There's an app for that.'

'Dude ... I think your avatar just had a stroke.'

Some apps are really useful.