Smartphone Samurai Mugs

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

All the apps hidden within a phone

Decapitated coffee.

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

"When they said I'll get unlimited calls and texts with my new mobile contract, I didn't realise they would all be from PPI insurance companies....."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

'Ideally, I'd like a job where my multi-application cell phone will do all the work.'

A mobile phone reads bedtime stories.

"You no longer have to worry about me dropping my phone. The new phone comes with an airbag."

Pandora's Inbox

Consumer care and technologies

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

"We'll have to operate to remove the phone from her hand!"

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'Dang it! I can't find a voting app.'

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

'You want to feel happy? There's an app for that.'

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."

Some apps are really useful.

The 24/7 Samurai