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"Typical !, You wait here ages for a samuri and then seven come all at once."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Decapitated coffee.

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

Hollywood producer.

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

Animal Actors

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

And here is the day's news that we are going shove down your throat.

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

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'It's a rare sighting of a red squirrel.'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

"I have a few questions, Miss Haspel, about your fitness to serve as the director of the C.I.A."

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted