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Japanese Rolling Stars.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Mikado

Tree house.

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'Och lye the news'

Binge Watch

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'I'm studying how other geniuses handled creative blocks.'

"Lets watch a martial arts movie."

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

It's a Dog's life

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."

South Pork

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'

And here is the day's news that we are going shove down your throat.