Smartphone Saboteurs T-Shirts

"Bikes! I said bikes! Hello? Hello? Dang! My battery's dead!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

All the apps hidden within a phone

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Family Time

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

'Please, pay attention.'

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

Social Media Blues

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

Able to Google Stuff Man

Evolution

'Ideally, I'd like a job where my multi-application cell phone will do all the work.'

"You no longer have to worry about me dropping my phone. The new phone comes with an airbag."

'LIAR!'

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

"He claims it's the end of all humanity. It's amazing how kids overreact when their phone battery dies."

Pandora's Inbox

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

"#skydiving"

"We'll have to operate to remove the phone from her hand!"

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