Smartphone Saboteurs T-Shirts

"Bikes! I said bikes! Hello? Hello? Dang! My battery's dead!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

All the apps hidden within a phone

The Smartass Phone

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Family Time

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

'Please, pay attention.'

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

Social Media Blues

Evolution

"Is it an important text?"

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

Able to Google Stuff Man

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

'Ideally, I'd like a job where my multi-application cell phone will do all the work.'

"You no longer have to worry about me dropping my phone. The new phone comes with an airbag."

"We'll have to operate to remove the phone from her hand!"

Pandora's Inbox

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

"#skydiving"

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

'I'm just updating my Facebook profile.'

"First his cell phone died and then he died."

"He claims it's the end of all humanity. It's amazing how kids overreact when their phone battery dies."