Screen Saboteurs T-Shirts

"You kids need to be more productive, so I decided to cut the cable."

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Internet Restaurant

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

'LIAR!'

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."

'That website has been blocked.'

Family separated by the Internet

Dietitian: Weighting Room.

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

"What's this garbage?"

"How's the diet going?"

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

'I've decided to help you diet. I had invisible fencing installed around the refrigerator.'

'Still at a plateau, Mrs Johnson?'

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

Dangerous dinghy...

Screen Addiction

'Well one of us need to watch him, otherwise he's liable to take somebody's eye out!'

Destroying Music Speakers.

Fridge with sign - 'Contents may not be suitable for those with weight problems'.

"You know those eyeballl rotations you do to relieve computer eye-strain...don't do them in front of customers"

"Bikes! I said bikes! Hello? Hello? Dang! My battery's dead!"

Cellphone Addiction

Slimming Club: Sweets Detector.

"It was an indisputable case of self-defense."

Even Bob's deathbed confession was lame.

Video games and conventional games

"I finally won my battle against those little aphids that crawl all over my squash!"