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Screen Addiction

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."

Internet Restaurant

Cellphone Addiction

Family separated by the Internet

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'Not that net!'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Multi-Generational Books

TV-Man

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Check your universal remote control at the door.

"You've got computer-breath."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Trick or Tweet

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

How I met your mother

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Remote control wars.

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

Cyber Dream

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