Smartphone Protector Gifts

"All the airbags are positioned to protect your smartphone in any conceivable collision."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Privacy - Surveillance

'More government surveillance!'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Statue of Security

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Domestic Spying Drones

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"I only told a few friends."

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

Hope and ______

Hidden Facebook Features

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."