Smartphone Placement Guru Pillows

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Digital Fomo!

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

United Church of OMG

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Halloween Selfie

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"This is gonna be great!"

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Grandad Prodigy

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

Connected to the world

Texting eye dog

"Proper I.Q. required"

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

'How's it going, Rachel?'