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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Crap from the future.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Barcode Dreams

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Honest Voting Stickers

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

The Monroe Doctrine

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Think tanks.

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

Goodnight Social Media.

Police Lineup Escape

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

IT security.

"Six hundred Starbucks closing? Really? Is that on the East Side or West Side?"

Euro Collapse

Traders joining Wall Street protests

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

'Escape?...Why?'