Smartphone Humor Lover Gifts

Open Mike Night presents the comedy stylings of Rudy Park. Did you hear about the guy who was on his old cellphone, ran into a wall and got covered with bricks? He got blackburied! Clap. Hear about the woman distracted while using an iPhone app, walked into a door and falls down. Wound up iprone. Guy talking on an Android phone trips over a crack in the sidewalk … hoo-boy. Disdroid. Boo. Hiss. Were I not texting right now, I'd be so bored.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Crap from the future.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Barcode Dreams

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

Honest Voting Stickers

The Monroe Doctrine

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

Think tanks.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

Only in America

'...and do you solemnly swear to update your facebook status to 'married'?'

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

Goodnight Social Media.

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Police Lineup Escape

IT security.

Dollars Press Conference

Euro Collapse

Spying Smart TV

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."