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Snake Tempts Adam With Mobile Phone.

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Computer Bore

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

The DaVinci Code

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Robotic Man

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Can our software do that?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Mac OS 20

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Mozart on a computer,

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Friday

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Driverless cars rage.

I should probably get out more.

Working Late

Barcode Dreams

Kitchen Tetris

Gadget geek.

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"