Smartphone Developer Pillows

Snake Tempts Adam With Mobile Phone.

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Computer Bore

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

The DaVinci Code

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Robotic Man

'Can our software do that?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Back to work...

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Mozart on a computer,

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Working Late

Barcode Dreams

Driverless cars rage.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Kitchen Tetris

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Friday

I should probably get out more.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Gadget geek.