Hardware Developer Pillows

'This is Ogg in hardware and Gog in software.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

The Computer Bore

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"He's having a hard time finding work."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Bright idea

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Gadget geek.

Friday

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

Hardware and software

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"Are we overthinking this?"

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

Engineer on the move.

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'So, picture a family entering church in their Sunday finest, They sit down and suddenly,,,'

'Now, for the hyperactive, we've come up with a lethargy drink.'

'I know what we need to turn this around, a mindless product that will make money fly out of peoples pocketbooks!'