Smarthomes Pillows

"He's tech savvy and likes his privacy. He some how figured out how to disable the pet cam."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Dog Walking Services

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

The Not-So Smart Meter

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"You are still here."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

Living together, couple in love.

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."