Smarter-than-you-think-kid Gifts

'I plead guilty to all charges, but deny any wrongdoing.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Could you repeat that word?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Philosopher trading cards.

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Modern Childhood

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"It must be still charging."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."