Smarter-than-you-think-kid Mugs

'I plead guilty to all charges, but deny any wrongdoing.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Philosopher trading cards.

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Modern Childhood

Updated Nursery Rhymes. And this little piggy played Wii, Wii, Wii all day long!

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

"It must be still charging."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."