Smart Workout Innovators Mugs

"You exercise with your phone?"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

"Speed reader...?"

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

Self-Isolating Hamster

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

'Jogger's nipple'

"Here, I've developed a pedometer that keeps track of how many people walk all over you."

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

Jack felt much better, now that he was working out.

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

Dream of Prosperity #63398: A lap pool in every living room.

All UK gyms closed

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

'The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices.'

'Ed's inventing a masculine exercise routine using a very large football.'

Early Treadmills,

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

Bedroom Boat Race Practice

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

"This exercise is good for arpeggios, scales, and biceps."

"Your posture is better, but the whole office calls you Professor Bouncy Jerk. F.Y.I."

"I think he's dead but we'll need to check his fitness monitor to confirm..."

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

There's nothing like a good workout!

"Sorry, but your fitness watch called and asked me to not let you in for another week."

'You should try the hybrid.'

"Training aid."

"All this damn spinning...shouldn't it be charging our phones or something?"