Home Exercise Innovator Mugs

There's nothing like a good workout!

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

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'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Sport

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

Exercising in Confinement

Self-Isolating Hamster

Segway Workout

"You exercise with your phone?"

'Jogger's nipple'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"Here, I've developed a pedometer that keeps track of how many people walk all over you."

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.