Indoor Exercise Innovator Mugs

Bedroom Boat Race Practice

Dog Walking Services

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

Rowing machine on a river.

Television company new recruit

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

Self-Isolating Hamster

'Jogger's nipple'

"You exercise with your phone?"

Jack felt much better, now that he was working out.

"Here, I've developed a pedometer that keeps track of how many people walk all over you."

It's a beautiful day. Take your computer and invent the next crippling internet virus outside.

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

All UK gyms closed

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

Dream of Prosperity #63398: A lap pool in every living room.

'I wasn't aware I needed a helmet.'

'The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices.'

'Ed's inventing a masculine exercise routine using a very large football.'

Early Treadmills,