Fitness Technology Enthusiast Mugs

"All this damn spinning...shouldn't it be charging our phones or something?"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"Speed reader...?"

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

Hold on - it may take a few minutes for his new pacemaker to sync with his Fitbit.

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"You exercise with your phone?"

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

"I don't like it when he bangshis heyboard when he gets frustrated with his computer. But he needs the exercise."

Completely worthless machines: The Exer-Segway.

"Too much information."

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

'This little gadget monitors my blood pressure, my pulse, and the performance of my very sleek designer running shoes.'

"...I'm telling you clocking 'buy now' doesn't burn any calories."

"I think he's dead but we'll need to check his fitness monitor to confirm..."

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

Marvin's new fitness tracker had motivational software.

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

"Sorry, but your fitness watch called and asked me to not let you in for another week."

"He'll have the salad."

'This is our low cal, low cholesterol, low fat model.'

"Let's take a quick power walk."

Hmm. Yoga where you hold positions for a long time. I'll try it. I've got my mat. I've got my blocks. And I've got my � eReader.

"My fitness tracker has 3 motivation modes: gentle scolding, threats, and electroshock."

"This is the new 'fitness laptop.' It's so large, dragging it around is a great workout."