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'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

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...you certainly are a snappy dresser, but it's not something we give rises for.

"I'll have to admit he's rather attractively packaged."

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'I'm afraid we're out of leisure suits, sir -- I just sold our last one to a Congressman.'

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