Smart Wear Admirer Prints

Gentlemen

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Reign Man

I love my cape

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

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"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Butterfly Woman

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Smart meter. Smarter meter

"It's vintage."

"I won't be needing you this year."

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

"I like you and all, but I normally only date guys that stare down at their cell phones."

"She's been acting like that ever since she made her home energy efficient."

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

'Try them on HERE before you buy online.'

'Being the world's smartest breed of dog is too much pressure for some Weimaraners.'

'The problem with pop up books in electronic format is the extra cost of the 3d glasses.'

'That's better. The spots are much clearer.'

Christmas Ugly Sweater Contest

"Somewhere in the world, there is a designer of fine men's suits who just shuddered in horror."

Justin Time

Just browsing.

Which magazine?

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JOIN THE ARMY!, 'I'm tempted -- I just LOVE their earth tones!'

'I dreamt about work last night. You sure looked cute in a bikini.'

...you certainly are a snappy dresser, but it's not something we give rises for.

"I'll have to admit he's rather attractively packaged."

Air bag on a Zimmer frame.

'I'm afraid we're out of leisure suits, sir -- I just sold our last one to a Congressman.'

Pinstriped car.