Smart Watch User Pillows

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

Time for vacation, time for work.

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Man Reading Laptop.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"I have an app for that."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

"Brat"

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

Harv works the red shift.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

Quitting time

History Department

'Happy New Year!'

"I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones."

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

Degas: l'iphone

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

'Is it home time yet?'

Girls in bed

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."

Checking watch

"You've got six days."

You should know, I expect my employees to work long hours. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16.

Psychiatry. Oops, it 3:17, time for me to switch chairs!