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This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Big screen TV.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

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"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Must-See Lockdown TV.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."